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We were eating indian food and the girl, who works for a start-up in the food industry and meets chefs all of the time, took her bright pink gum out of her mouth and put it right next to the nun bread. I couldn't believe her lack of table manners, and I was too grossed out to move the gum but also didn't want to be rude and ask her to hide it. For the first time in my life, I did not finish my portion of chicken tikka masala. She wanted to take me home but after seeing the gum, in addition to an awful convo, made it a hard no for me.

The second worst date was talking with a mute. She was so interesting in text but in person she was the worst conversationalist ever. We were at a museum and I was joking around about what I see in the pictures, and her response was nothing. Never had an experience like that before.

I have a few more, but it comes with the territory! So she told you she was single?

 

She told me she was single. The dude was like "The fucks going on". She was so embarrassed and started saying i was a high school friend and wanted to hang out (lieeee)He knew she was a hoe and was getting tired of her bullshit.

This was the best thing to make him realize she ain't worth it.

 

She told me she was single. The dude was like "The fucks going on". She was so embarrassed and started saying i was a high school friend and wanted to hang out (lieeee)He knew she was a hoe and was getting tired of her bullshit.

This was the best thing to make him realize she ain't worth it

 

Took a girl to dollar beer night at a minor league baseball stadium and she got so fucked up she tripped and fell on the stairs, got up yelling at the usher for not helping her up and then tried to kiss me after going to the bathroom to puke.  I put her right in an uber home, number blocked.

 

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