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This topic could get incredibly interesting....

Seriously: Oversized dogs named "Duke" & "Duchess"

Stupid: Anything related to a sports team (Cubs fans naming their dogs "Wrigley") or a foreign language. "My dog's name means 'tiny' in japanese" = "You're a moron"

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My buddy has a mastiff named Megaman. Fits perfectly.

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I should have been more specific. I meant pet names as in nicknames for your GF.

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Sir

hahahaha
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lmao, I did not catch that

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