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FWIW, back in school a girl who sat next to me in class straight up told me 'Dude you need deodorant.' I've always showered with soap frequently but I was a really bad sweater and I would stink literally right after showering with a lot of soap. Her honesty deadass made me realize the problem and I started researching and trying out diff deodorants and anti-perspirants which fixed the problem permanently. So she was a massive help

 

Just tell the motha fucka

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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