What to do with a thief?

So I'm a senior in high school, and in the past month, two pairs of 100$ shoes have been jacked from my locker in the lockeroom. I figured that it must be either someone in the period before me or someone in my period because everytime I've shown up late or missed PE at all, my shoes go missing. I plan to bait this guy out again, and my question is that when I see the one taking my shoes, what do I do to him? I'm tempted to just sock him in the face, but then I may get suspended and revoked from NYU next year. Suggestions??

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op in high school i caught my best friend hamburglering me so i kicked his ass and made him wear a Zoro suit, tough desission but had 2 make the call. couldnt let my bishes think im a week pimp.

bottom line when u fuck with my burgerz i fuck with yo life

 
swagonop in high school i caught my best friend hamburglering me so i kicked his ass and made him wear a Zoro suit, tough desission but had 2 make the call. couldnt let my bishes think im a week pimp.

bottom line when u fuck with my burgerz i fuck with yo life

Swagon....How fat are you?

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swagonop in high school i caught my best friend hamburglering me so i kicked his ass and made him wear a Zoro suit, tough desission but had 2 make the call. couldnt let my bishes think im a week pimp.

bottom line when u fuck with my burgerz i fuck with yo life

Swagon....How fat are you?

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