What’s do you do with hair around your asshole?

I like being clean and I use bidet instead of toilet paper. So when I wipe, it’s a mess. From a health POV, it isn’t good either. So what’s the easiest and most effective way to get rid of the hair there? I’m thinking body trimmer but open to suggestions. I used hair removal cream once and it gave me a rash.... razors aren’t good to shave what you can’t see!

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i would take some fly paper and wax it. Also you have the added benefit of the fly paper catching any insects which make be located on your disgusting body.

 

i got thishttps://amzn.to/2NPewv0</a"> bidet conversion for my home bathroom and its awesome....for all my friends that don't have one....i gift for holidays.

i agree...toilet paper on its own is just disgusting...nothing cleaner than a concentrated shower for your behind.

as for the hair....you know the answer...its what girls do...you either shave....or wax.

after cleaning with the bidet, you could use a https://amzn.to/2PFlSnD</a">beard trimmer like this to get things reasonable, if you are too afraid to actually "shave"

just google it...you're welcome
 

Come on people, stop pretending like you don’t have hair at weird places. And this is actually off topic and a genuine question.

 

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