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Alexander Dibelius, started his career by becoming a heart surgeon, was promoted to McKinsey partner 4 years after joining, left to Goldman to become Head of M&A and Head of Germany where he was involved in the biggest M&A transaction ever (Vodafone-Mannesmann). He's now advisor to chancellor Angela Merkel, head of CVC Germany and bench pressing his model wife.(Google: Alexander Dibelius - Laila Maria Witt)

 
"Margin Carl" Alexander Dibelius, started his career by becoming a heart surgeon, was promoted to McKinsey partner 4 years after joining, left to Goldman to become Head of M&A and Head of Germany where he was involved in the biggest M&A transaction ever (Vodafone-Mannesmann). He's now advisor to chancellor Angela Merkel, head of CVC Germany and bench pressing his model wife.(Google: Alexander Dibelius - Laila Maria Witt)

I love everything about this

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"Margin Carl" (Google: Alexander Dibelius - Laila Maria Witt)

At the risk of giving this ridiculous thread more attention than it deserves... I googled, she needs more tits and ass. She's no more attractive than many rich housewives - and looks like she isn't aging well, 7/10.

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