Hey Monkeys!
Current sophomore at NYU.
Some buddies and I were comparing banks and colleges earlier today at lunch. We decided Goldman is the Harvard of banks, and Stanford is the CVP of colleges.
All this got me thinking, who is the NYU of universities?
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Is this really what college kids talk about these days? Maybe Claude Cowork isn't such a bad idea after all.
most normal nyu student
Jefferies
BB as the ivy league. EB are some top LACs and non-Ivies (stanford, Qatalyst - MIT, EVR - Duke, Moelis - Chicago, PWP - Hopkins, PJT - Williams/Amherst)
Jefferies or RBC could be NYU. Other full-service banks with decent IB franchise (e.g. Wells) could be top state schools like Ross, UVA, UCLA
William Blair is like a Emory
i like this. heavy on the rbc for nyu lol
Moelis, you keep on grinding and grinding day in day out, but hey, there is light at the end of the tunnel if your good enough
I think of Rabobank when I think of NYU for some reason…
Touch grass
To say I am disappointed in these responses so far would be an understatement. This post was supposed to be a lay-up for y’all. Re-read the title, morons. You were supposed to roast me for the typo.
“NYU is the NYU of universities, idiot… NYU has fallen off… Attention to detail matters in this industry… Go be a consultant, blah blah blah…”
Whichever school involves the most self-sucking.
Wouldn't NYU be the NYU of universities? You know... since it is a university?
yeah seriously, what's up with these kids that can't write
Apparently it was a joke? Not sure where the humor or satire came in...
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