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So "I do" seems a little obvious, but I'll throw it out there haha

edit: so obvious it was posted before I even submitted my answer, meh.

 

On a daily basis it's "oooooo, look" Beginning of your career "It's yours" After 15 years of marriage and 20 years of work "no prenup"

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I was going to go with "don't pullout", lol...that's when you know you're hooked. Then it's "will you" and "I do" followed the "oooo, look" then the "it's here" then "it worked" and "I'm pregnant" then several years later its "I'm done" and "divorce settlement".

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quantitative easing... or I'm late...

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JimYoungJrquantitative easing... or I'm late...

Haha, actually "I'm late" is an accurate answer.

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