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May I ask why you're putting private text messages into your signature?

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FlakeMay I ask why you're putting private text messages into your signature?
Just wanted to see if you're paying attention
Get busy living
 

AHAHAHAHA that's awesome, thanks Hamilton

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I think the title should be why men should write advice columns but thats just me.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Glad to know I got to read one of UFO/Flake's buttbuddy messages. ;)

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D MGlad to know I got to read one of UFO/Flake's buttbuddy messages. ;)

Pfft he wishes.

Also, I just got to read the OP hahah +1 as well.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
go4itWhats the problem here?
Didn't you read? Her car was stalling.
"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute
 
Hamilton
go4itWhats the problem here?
Didn't you read? Her car was stalling.

I think he was being sarcastic about the husband cheating with the neighbors daughter as not being a problem.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Funny, but very old. How did that make it on to the front page?

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 

Ok... not saying this is definitely fake but I saw almost the exact same picture of a " newspaper column" about 2 years ago, with the only difference being that the lady caught her husband cross-dressing instead of cheating when she walked back home after her stalled down the road.

Other than the cross-dressing part, it was exactly the same, word-for-word, including the "when i confronted him, he admitted blah blah blah..." and then the response from the columnist explaining how to fix the car.

So ... either this one is fake, the one i read a few years ago was fake, or they both are.

 

MM: Cool, but ignorance is bliss. If we don't know it's fake, why would we care? :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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