Would You Suck Literal D*CK To Accelerate Promotion?
Would You Suck Literal D*CK To Accelerate Promotion?
Serious question. Would you suck D* to get promoted 1-2 years ahead of time? I may know someone in this situation. Asking for a friend
If this always worked Ash Kaash would be the CEO of Goldman already
haha nice
She'd work at the "head office"
If you're a girl, you don't even have to. Just flirt with him but never get too close. If you give him head he will have successfully conquered, brag to his friend, will look for a new girl. Instead you need to be just out of reach
If it's only 1-2 years in promotion? Probably not. If you're talking about moving ahead by 3-5 years, I could be a little gay.
*AYOOOO PAUSE*
If you identify as a woman while you do it, are you really gay?
yes
If you say no homo, I think you’re covered.
I'm pretty sure that's a law yeah
Knew a girl in a Goldman satellite office that did this and got fast tracked beyond top performers in her group.
Already did
Me too, people don't believe me when I tell them I'm VP at the age of 19
I’m an MD - I manage the dick in my mouth
A girl in my group slept and had a fling with someone senior. The senior was suddenly let go and the analyst proceeded to get promotions every year in a company that slowly promotes people (she got 7-8 years worth of promotions in 4 years) it was incredible.
what, she became a VP by 26 or so? i imagine she must have been featured in those Forbes 30 under 30 too then? drop some more deets! how was she taken seriously by her colleagues? was she atleast a good performer to be able to hold her own at her level despite her low YOE?
A company that normally gives 4 promotions in 7-8 years counts as a company that "slowly promotes people" now?
was she hot
Safe to assume so
No
Money comes and goes, but my pride (or what remains of it) stays for ever
if youre asking that, you'll prolly suck dick for free
I do
No man. Common man.
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