WSO Caption Contest - June 14th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the image posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

caption contest

Caption must be posted before 11:59am ET next Tuesday June 20th, winner will be announced Tuesday afternoon.

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