WSO Caption Contest - June 18th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!


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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday

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"Why are we doing this?" "I dont know, something about "being sharp between the ears" I guess"

"My name's Ralph Cox, and I'm from where ever's not gonna get me hit"
 

Oh wait, where are the BSDs?

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

Yah, isn't that @"DickFuld" guy a jerk!

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

TV: "tonight on upper class Yoga: self inflicted purple nurple. First, you place your hands on your nipples, as I shall demonstrate with my right hand... it is important to get the the twist motion juuust right, remember keep the pressure on your fingers and turn exactly 180 degrees..."

everyone follows suit

I would... but the truth is I can't sell my soul to myself... http://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/blackknight.asp
 

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