WSO Caption Contest - June 6th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the image posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

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Caption must be posted before 11:59am ET next Tuesday June 13th, winner will be announced Tuesday afternoon. Trump: http://i.imgur.com/fHJZwc8.png

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Not gonna try on this one. @Angel Molester" is going to swoop in and snatch another shirt.

Make Idaho a Semi-Target Again 2016 Not an alumnus of Idaho
 

Then what will he use as parting gifts for his sex dungeon?

Make Idaho a Semi-Target Again 2016 Not an alumnus of Idaho
 
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You all peasants don't understand, he's operating in 12th dimension.

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