WSO Caption Contest - March 13, 2019... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Tuesday March 19th, winner will be announced on Wednesday.

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Legitimately had something clever to comment but I'm not even going to bother. There's nothing else that can outdo that. Well done mate.

thots & prayers
 

When you interview prospective interns and ask them to “walk you through their CV,” and it takes up 26mins of the allocated half hour

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes" - Oscar Wilde
 

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