WSO Caption Contest - May 24th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the image posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

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Caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET next Tue May 30th, winner will be announced on Wednesday. Photo: http://i.imgur.com/DMXLbad.jpg More info about the photo (http://www.nbcnews.com/slideshow/week-pictures-ap…)

Seiichiro Nishimoto, CEO of Shelter Co., poses wearing a gas mask at a model room for the company's nuclear shelters in the basement of his house on April 26 in Osaka, Japan. Sales of nuclear shelters and radiation-blocking air purifiers have surged in Japan in recent weeks as North Korea has pressed ahead with missile tests in defiance of U.N. sanctions.
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