WSO Caption Contest - Nov 27th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!




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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Nov 28st, winner will be announced Friday morning

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Bull: Sorry bear but I AM sick, can you take the market this week?

Bear: Does she stay if I get sick next week?

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 

"What the Hell, Janet?!?!?!"

"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.
 

Bear: When your down your down Bull: When I AM down is because I was just UP Girl: He was up until I made him come down

"I do not want your kingdom." "I want you head" -Conan the Barbarian
 

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