We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Nov 28st, winner will be announced Friday morning
Bull: Sorry bear but I AM sick, can you take the market this week?
Bear: Does she stay if I get sick next week?
Bear: Babe SERIOUSLY??! I saw the photo of you grabbing his nuts last week but I thought that was just for your facebook profile photo and nothing more...
Girl: What? At least he's always going up.
You're back already? Tapering wasn't supposed to be until next year.
Bear: People say it's going to be my turn, but I always come too late...
Chick to bear: "You're all about the "taper" and he's all about "tape her" to the bed. You know I like it rough.."
Bear: which one of you gave me herpes? Bull: bro, you're not making any cents.
Bear: He might get it up, but I've ALWAYS gone down on you!
@swanky is the winner!
Ben Bernake set you two up together didn't he
Girl: I like to get on top and tell him we are going to taper, he tries to buck me off.
"What the Hell, Janet?!?!?!"
Bear: You know she just licked my ass an hour ago, right?
Bull: bands will make her dance bro
Bear: Let me get in on this and we can pull off a butterfly spread
Bear: When your down your down Bull: When I AM down is because I was just UP Girl: He was up until I made him come down
"I'm not jealous... I get to go down on her when you're finished"
"You people make me sick, you doodle a couple of bears at a cocktail party talking about the market and you think you're doing comedy" - Elaine
Bear: What does he have that I don't. Girl: He can get it up and he's always horny.
Bear: When I said ride the bull market I didn't mean literally.
Bear (to Bull): YOU FUCKING DOUCHECANOE
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