WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Sun 10/21, winner will be announced on Monday 10/22
Here is a picture of a man using a typewriter while others use laptops, the year is 2018.
heads up i put in a new image :-)
I'm a man of honor, I stand by my statement.
Bro why’d you get married at an aquarium... my buddy can draft you a prenup for $50
Don’t worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea....
Bride pre-marriage vs. Bride post-marriage
I was going to make a joke about GoldenCinderblock but I won't stoop that low
Managing Director (the Beluga Whale) trying to understand human emotions.
"What is love? Hmmm... How much does it cost?"
"Don't worry, Dad, I'm 1/1024 part Beluga!"
winner!
Investment Banking Associate watching his friends who jumped to PE (2018, colorized)
Analyst watching life, gains and sick tan pass him by as he drifts through an endless sea of work and loneliness. He is destined for greatness.
The first human-beluga marriage, ca. 2018.
(Actually to be polite for that era, the beluga chose to identify as human.)
When you're at your younger brother's wedding and realize you could be getting married too but you spent the last 8 years burning the midnight (whale) oil
"III, am not the kind of whaaaaale, who should be rudely bargin' in on a white veil occassion..."
When the staffer looks over your shoulder and sees you on WSO instead of "XYZ CIM v114" and starts thinking of ways to ruin your life
"First year analyst observes MD getting credit for closing another successful M&A through conference room window"
"Most marriages end up underwater. At least this one is starting there!"
"Okay okay true love, yada yada, let's speed things up. I have a deliverable due and I'm not going to let something stupid like true love be the reason for my MD's wrath"
When you warned him not to marry that animal, but stayed on as best man anyway
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