WSO Caption Contest - September 23rd... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!



Image courtesy of my mom, an avid painter with a newfound interest in finance :-)

Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday; winner will be announced on Monday.

19 Comments
 

Why am I still in business... because a SUCKER tunes into CNBC every minute.

 

Between the Mad and the Money, it was the Mad that was beginning to take over.

Associate at Family Office "Investing is not a game of Possibilities but of Probabilities."
 

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