WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday
Rutgers
"Dick fuld in 1967"
Dangit please undo that MS, I wanted to SB.... Sorry Human Capital.
no worries. You can always SB another post of mine.
@tinybanana: " Professor how does models and bottles work?"
Inspiration: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-does-models-and-bottles-work
Story of my life
Poppin' Bottles!
"The day after I hire bankers to IPO my tech start-up"
"Bankster: models and bottles"
I want to work at the Goldman Sachs
LongIslandBound
Today, class, we will learn about EBITDAH: Earnings Before Interest, Depreciation, Amortization and Hoes.
T.I. in 3rd grade.
Maybe I should major in Finance...
True Life: Brady
Anything but equities in Dallas.
Man I gotta get into a target middle school
congrats you're the winner! ill pm you your shirt
YESSSSSSS
Oh man I had the same amount of SBs, oh well maybe next time. I already got a shirt for getting over 100 points.
"Fuck Bitches, Get Money"
Peter's dreams were later crushed when he took an offer from Jefferies
Forget this sh#t i'm gonna start a company and be the next zuckerberg
BabyDick Capital: The Origin Story
Puberty left Peter with a bulge bracket fantasy and a bulge in his pants.
First you learn to model, then you learn to "model and bottle"
Waldo to Belfort: street dreams chronicles
waldo to wall street? ;)
haha right?
first you pass accounting... then you get the BB job... then you get the women
"So... I'll finally lose my virginity if I do this banking thing?"
del
"Wait a minute... if I can get girls drunk, why do I need this finance stuff?"
"Waldo contemplates the banker lifestyle after watching the Wolf of Wall Street"
'The Wall Street Oasis' Because thirst is stronger than hunger.
I can't wait to graduate and live my life!
One of the many perks of passing CFA level 1
Pop that champagne inside of me
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