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No problem with the move. Just thought I was banned.

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 
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shorttheworldasks me to log in too?!

you should be part of the group now...you in?

I second blastoise's motion that people over a certain banana point count should get access to chat features.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Im not very creativeI know that I am not an "Certified User" but I have never tried to represent myself as one either. Is there anyway that I may be allowed access into the chat?
I don't want to speak for Patrick but I am going to anyway; probably not. When he can figure out a way to moderate it more effectively and protect users, then it will reopen but not before that.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

i need to be let in...

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 

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