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I suggested something like this up/down vote thing awhile back and got shit all over. Not sayin, just sayin.

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All we need now is an influx of atheist liberals and Karma and this site can be like the 99% of losers I call Red-shit

 

Reddit is why hipsters are pretty much universally shit on. I mean only buying from Whole Foods and being anti corporate while drinking PBR and smoking Camels is enough of a contradiction to let me know anything else coming out of their c*ck holes they call mouths is worthless.

 
ANTReddit is why hipsters are pretty much universally shit on. I mean only buying from Whole Foods and being anti corporate while drinking PBR and smoking Camels is enough of a contradiction to let me know anything else coming out of their c*ck holes they call mouths is worthless.

HAHAHA, Gold. Too bad thats not short enough to fit in a tweet.

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ANTReddit is why hipsters are pretty much universally shit on. I mean only buying from Whole Foods and being anti corporate while drinking PBR and smoking Camels is enough of a contradiction to let me know anything else coming out of their c*ck holes they call mouths is worthless.

what's a cick hole?

 

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