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Thanks brah!

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

haha.

ps too bad we never got a picture of the Russian girl who while trying to slide down the makeshift stripper pole crashed to floor upside down... good times. circa ~Aug 2015 happy hour. can't remember if she crashed the party or i brought her...

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Shit happened for real? In WSO parties? Authentic Russian chick? And here I thought the parties were networking sessions for nerds...

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

AndyLouis, COO and Pimp (lvl chimp).

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 
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