WSO Writes Raps

Topic: Online banking and shopping

I pay all of my bills on time
My credit looks so damn divine
I get drunk and buy kicks online
Remember when they come on time

Oh shit son, look at my new boots
I bet these bitches could grow roots
I don't remember buying them
It's all good, I look fly in 'em
And then I go get high in 'em
Repeat the whole cycle again

I give 'em hoes dat good feedback
In return they show me dat rack
And also they reciprocate
I send that bitch a smiley face

I buy three sizes on Zappos
Return all three like whoops I'm broke
Oh shit, my credit card's declined
Nah bitch, swipe that shit one mo time

God damnit why can't I log on
My shit got stolen, quick, call mom!
Wait why's this little green shit on
I left my fucking caps lock on

Oh cool, fun shit dude I'm locked out
Tuition? Guess I'll go without
I love customer service, dude
They got dat feisty attitude!

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Sittin' in this blowoff class, chillin' like a lizard This professor is talkin' fast like she just railed a blizzard This girl across the lecture hall is lookin' like, come hither So maybe after this gay class, over there I will slither

I went to campus Subway and I ordered me a salad The dude looked real confused, like, dude you don't look like a faggot And with my eyes I'm like yeah bro I'm tryin' to eat healthy Can you bend over that sneeze guard and pop into my selfie?

And then I'm at the register, chick tells me, eight nineteen And I'm all like, goddamn woman that is a lot of green I'm talkin' money, not spinnach, a footlong is five dollars And has all the same shit but just no bread, you like fat scholars? And she's like sir, I don't control the prices, I'm an artist! I'm like, come get into this selfie, don't be modest

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GoldenCinderblock

Sittin' in this blowoff class, chillin' like a lizard
This professor is talkin' fast like she just railed a blizzard
This girl across the lecture hall is lookin' like, come hither
So maybe after this gay class, over there I will slither

I went to campus Subway and I ordered me a salad
The dude looked real confused, like, dude you don't look like a faggot
And with my eyes I'm like yeah bro I'm tryin' to eat healthy
Can you bend over that sneeze guard and pop into my selfie?

And then I'm at the register, chick tells me, eight nineteen
And I'm all like, goddamn woman that is a lot of green
I'm talkin' money, not spinnach, a footlong is five dollars
And has all the same shit but just no bread, you like fat scholars?
And she's like sir, I don't control the prices, I'm an artist!
I'm like, come get into this selfie, don't be modest

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