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Orichette, spicy sausage and broccoli rabe with tons of garlic.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 
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GregMadeMeDoIt

Unfortunately, death row last meals are usually limited to whatever the prison kitchen staff can make.

It’s a hypothetical question. You’re not actually on death row.

Yeah, I know it's a hypothetical question. And, hypothetically, if you were--hypothetically--on death row then you'd be limited to whatever the kitchen staff can make.

 

Traditional pork pierogi with some caramelized onion and bacon and some good Polish beer. Bigos as an alternative.

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C.R.E. Shervin

Popeyes spicy fried chicken

a buddy and I got the ghost pepper sandwich but it wasn't spicy at all, what a let down

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 
recoveringalc

hopefully some pepto bismol

your method of execution would be actual heartburn

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

a starter of oysters 2 ways - family recipe + the way we had it in french basque country after a surf, served with a hendrick's negroni

first course - rigatoni all'amatriciana (guanciale, non si usa mai il bacon americano), served with nero d'avola

second course - vitello saltimbocca e anche polpette di varie animali (asino, cavallo, mucca)

dessert course - biscotti, lemon bar, and cynar 70 on the rocks with a cigar afterwards

 

Hey man, sounds like you picked the best meal for your dad!


Little late to this one but if we are still talking food for shits, I would go with some crawfish bisque Nola style with some buttered bread and a side of some banging rare sirloin and another side of mashed potatoes casserole (that good kind with the cheese in it / sour cream or whatever else they put in it. Those mashed potatoes that we’ve all had that one time that makes you melt.) with maybe a side of some spinach cooked with lemon/olive oil and garlic drizzled in after cooked

 

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