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The fuhneeeence industry, in its current form, is the faggiest god damned industry to ever exist. Why are people still wasting their time on it? Slaving away 80+ hours per week for a chance to make $160K annual LMFAO. How embarrassing. Here's some better advice. Learn to code. It's that simple. Tech runs laps around you. In every category. 

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I have some SWE internships under my belt and can say don’t do this unless you have done a technical degree. Claude literally does a better job coding than most mid-level engineers. The role will shift more to architectural decisions which will prefer a CS background.
 

You can literally build a simple HTML app in under a minute with Claude. How you run that app will become far more important than how you build it in the future.

 

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