May 28, 2023

It finally happened.

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After of years of applications, interviews, and heartache I don't even want to comprehend right now, I finally secured an offer as a Private Equity Summer Analyst.

Got the offer letter this morning, and I practically shit my pants since its a Sunday.

I'm so fucking happy that I'll never have to be poor again.

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Congrats man! Get ready to begin the learning grind. Best of luck. 

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