So i went out with a bunch of the co-workers and one of the associates who is pretty attractive got hit on by a sloppy sloppy gentleman. Reason why im posting this is to share the his amazing pick up line which was "Excuse me did you just fart? because you just blew me away" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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hehehehe
Hahahahahahahaaha, thats one of the funniest things i've ever heard!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
LOL
i thought you were a junior dipset?
Great, great line. I'll have to try it out.
I'm wondering this though - how did you go from a dartmouth junior to a columbia senior to unemployed to going out with coworkers?
McDonald's still hires college students.
never mentioned dartmouth i may have used it in this context though (columbia/dartmouth/cornell) and yes finally employed
nah check my earlier posts (jefferies rant)
He stole my best line.
So my question is how did this associate take to this drunkard's attempt at seducing her? I can only imagine she wasn't too impressed...
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