LOL ONE FOR THE BOOKS

So i went out with a bunch of the co-workers and one of the associates who is pretty attractive got hit on by a sloppy sloppy gentleman. Reason why im posting this is to share the his amazing pick up line which was "Excuse me did you just fart? because you just blew me away" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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drexelalum11Great, great line. I'll have to try it out.
eric1025i thought you were a junior dipset?

I'm wondering this though - how did you go from a dartmouth junior to a columbia senior to unemployed to going out with coworkers?

McDonald's still hires college students.

 

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