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VP in PE - LBOs

She forgave him the second her loro piana sweater gift was opened.

Beta male, faux “old money” cosplaying VP detected - tying self worth to a sh*tty sweater that his An2 likely got a superclone of (inb4 VP knows it’s a rep but just can’t prove it, so he spends hours on reddit trying to find ways to “catch” the analyst) 


Plus, everyone knows all the meme pages have made LP too mainstream now anyways…

 

Don't work in PE per title, but what is he even asking you for? It's Presidents Day weekend / Vday and so many people are on vacation. 

 

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