My VP's Wife Probably Hates Him
My VP spent all Valentine's Day emailing and calling me while he was on a trip with his wife.
PE is paradise
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She forgave him the second her loro piana sweater gift was opened.
Beta male, faux “old money” cosplaying VP detected - tying self worth to a sh*tty sweater that his An2 likely got a superclone of (inb4 VP knows it’s a rep but just can’t prove it, so he spends hours on reddit trying to find ways to “catch” the analyst)
Plus, everyone knows all the meme pages have made LP too mainstream now anyways…
Can’t understand your gay cosplay ramble but ragebait success ✅
This is reality for many VP / Principals. A guy I work with was emailing while in the delivery room next to his wife giving birth. Last email I got was ~15 min before the baby was born.
That’s a pathetic reality, then
All this for 20bps of carry
Don't work in PE per title, but what is he even asking you for? It's Presidents Day weekend / Vday and so many people are on vacation.
Non-consequential portco work
Pathetic
If your a girl...
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