Would allowing an investor to blow me help create rapport?

Would allowing a prospective wealthy investor to blow me possibly increase my chances of getting investments? He said he trusts me and is willing to partner with me, since he is impressed with my thinking skills and ambition.

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Probably. But are you ready to be the guy that got a blowjob to get funding OP?

You can be worth a billion dollars but you'll always be the dude that let another dude blow him to get ahead.

 

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