LinkedIn is cancer

I swear every year or two this platform gets worse and worse. First it was kids posting detailed messages on how they got some internship. Now kids are posting paragraphs after their internships conclude. WTF is going on? Had to unfollow like 15 kids already

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Cancer, AIDS, all of the above. What's most annoying is when people post their kids. I'm on the dogshit application to network and find jobs not see fucking Leila's first day of 2nd grade. (This will definitely hurt some of your feelings. That is alright. I promise when I'm 35 with kids I will not be posting them on a professional networking website though. My children will become social media influencers by age 12 or I disown them.)

 

Yeah, that's weird af. Or when their profile picture is with their girlfriend. It's Linkedin not Facebook. No one wants to see who you're sleeping with.

 

Agreed, annoying LinkedIn has become like any other social media and not strictly professional. Just ignore it. Most people seem to go with the crowd and do things because seemingly everyone else is; in this context, like in all other social media, it's also a worthless need for attention.

Oh wow, you took a full week off for the first time in your career recently and just now appreciate the benefits of taking some time off? Please, go on and tell everyone how you're so hard working, in fact TOO hard working!

 

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