Take my price reduction b***h

Go on. Take it liddle guy. 

Tell the PM the news. Please fwd that price reduction attribution analysis where I blame 75% on rates and 25% on capex / the asset manager maintaining the deal “like an a**hole.” That appraised value loss just got wider and yes it’s your fault 😂. That PM sure is frustrated with you! I made up that analysis on the sh*tter btw. 
The loss is a tough look but your PM knows he needs the proceeds. That early 1Q paydown is looking bigger by the day and you all need the money to “live to fight another day”. …Sure.

So go on, take it. Take it little b***h. TAKE IT

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