Seriously, what is the deal over the past week or two with the increasingly hyperbolic resume review posts? Just recently I've seen:
"Tear Up My Resume!" "Destroy this resume" "Please tear this resume apart" "Dissect my resume" "Kill this shit" "Take apart my resume!" "Tear it to shreds!" ...and more.
Dear god people, relax. Nobody should be begging for it this bad unless I'm watching RedTube. Tone it down. I'm not turned on, I'm just scared. Does anyone know the safe word?
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lol funny you post this. now what is going to stand out is someone saying "please review resume."
Did a double take wondering why on earth you would post your resume here.
capt, you should check out fapdu
good work Cap. If I PM you my resume, will you pretty please blow it up?
AMAZING POST!! These Resume Rapes need to stop. I'm for the cause.
I remember politely asking to have my resume reviewed on this site a couple months back. What ensued was ass-raping from the WSO community. I see where people are coming from.
Did your resume suck?
Yay my resume has been recognized! :D
This has already been discussed, redtube is far below xnxx and youjizz in prestige...
Plz no homo, k? Why?!?!
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