Destroy my resume - Second Year London University Student

Incoming summer intern at EY - Will be added to CV after the summer.

Need advice for FT recruiting next year.

All feedback welcome.

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oy vey. way too much white space. at most 1 inch from the top/bottom/sides, no way is an employer going to want to look at paragraphs when screening through resumes. when you eat a pizza do you slice the pizza up, or do you eat the whole circle? slice your goods up. keep everything nice and compact. like a firm breast. right now you have some saggy titties. put a bra on and make everything nice and tight (i.e. spacing between lines)

 

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