Graduating Senior - Rip My Resume!

Hi, I'm a graduating senior looking for IB, AM, and Consulting FT job offers this fall. I just completed an Asset Management internship and here is my updated resume. I know it's not perfect so please rip it.

Also, I know I have room for about 1-2 more lines. I'm thinking the best options are adding another bullet to my AM internship ship or adding an "honors" section to my education. Let me know what you think.

Thanks!

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