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You have enough content to work with that I would prefer to see sub-bullets based on individual transactions or projects. You can afford to expand on the last two jobs and cut back some content on all the other entries imo.
You have zero transactions listed on the only experience that really matters there and the leadership/project experience is doing nothing for you, just taking up space. Only things anyone will take away from this resume is private equity experience so you need to hammer on that more (and maybe 3.7GPA/math major, but they most likely won’t really care)
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