Please roast my resume - any advice helps a young Canadian boy trying to break into IB or REPE

Any advice or insight is appreciated :) Looking to break into REPE or IB for my last summer term. There are still some boutiques and smaller shops that are recruiting in Toronto in January.
PLEASE HELP
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