Resume Roast - Freshman Semi-Target

Would love to get the full roast and any feedback for improvement. Curious to know what a resume should look like when SA 2027 recruiting comes around. I’ve been having some trouble with 2026 at the moment, so I want to see where the issue might be. Any Advice is greatly appreciated! 

Resume Roast

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