Roast my resume for FT recruiting

Hello monkies, I'm about to go through FT recruiting and need to have my resume roasted to a crisp before I start sending it out to contacts/applications, etc. Is anyone willing to look it over? Will SB (or buy u a coffee/drink if ur in NYC). Will send resume through PM. Thank you so much!!!!!!

 

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