Roast my Resume? re: multifamily CRE Asset Management

hello WSO. please roast my resume!

Some background:

I have a few years multifamily asset management experience (albeit on a small scale), and I want to transition from a small AM to large AM. I’m actively applying for multifamily asset manager & AM associate positions.

The majority of my professional background is in support, sales, and operations in the energy industry, and in some ways I feel like I’m trying to break into CRE. 

My Ask: 

Kindly review the attached resume, and absolutely destroy it. Rip it apart. :)

If you seek inspiration for review:

• Would you interview me? Why or why not?
• What’s a hard pass? What’s actually good?
• What needs to be corrected?
• What am I missing that hiring managers want to see?
• Is there an elephant in the room that needs to be addressed?

Thank you in advance for not sugarcoating anything :)