State Schoolie thinks he can pull a BB SA -- Rip 'er apart!
Hello everybody. Transfer student, State School, wanna-be banker, thinks he can apply to Summer Analyst positions and fair a chance against well-groomed Ivy league juniors. Please tear my resume, and ego, apart.
http://www.razume.com/documents/13075
P.S. Title is a joke, but the resume and my interest in IBanking is not.
Moar info:
I go to UMich and am studying Economics. I have no life and have applied to 20-25 jobs so far.
Is this a joke or something ?
Title is a joke, the post and resume are mine, and very very real.
You do have some quality stuff on your resume. However, I think you lack quantity.
我看你很一般。
外国人学习汉语难道不是不一般吗？但是我的成绩真是一般。
I thought you were from Tokyo..are you Chinese?
日本語も出来ます。
wo kao, zhong wen hai bu cuo... nice.
I don't think you need the awards section--simply mention those under the respective schools.
You could probably take out one of those schools?
UMich is pretty well recruited at the banks, so if you clean up your resume and have some good interviews, the internships should not be too far out of reach.
Lol this is hilarious...
Take out new england state school.
I was seriously considering this, but, I wonder, UMich will only show up for one semester. Would they not find this a bit odd?
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