Stretch my Booty Hole πŸ’–

I'm in my penultimate year at a semi-target. I have no relevant work experience. But I did run a company with my sister that made over Β£100k in revenue (not sure how relevant this is tbh but it's basically the only cool thing I have on my CV).

Looking to apply to London IBD SA positions in the next week or so, and want to fix up my CV before I send it out.

Would appreciate it if you guys would help a brother out and stretch my booty hole. Thanks in advance.

EDIT: Thought you guys would recognise the name. Curtis Jackson is 50 Cent's name and is not my real name lol. This is what I was listening to when I was removing info from my CV https://www.youtube(dot)com/watch?v=1CHNkaCn_zY

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