my mom bought in on the fb hype...

Before i could advise her not to, she went and bought 30 shares.

I bought 30 shares at $38 because I wanted to, i wanted to be a part of facebook. I'm going to hold it. Cramer said (she watches him religiously) not to buy it until later, but overall he thinks people should own facebook (this true?). I will buy more if it goes down.

Me: don't buy these stocks that are so popular. Don't get burned.

Her: Oh. I think it's going to go way up. can't wait to see what it does tomorrow

Anyone out there want to volunteer to be my moms financial advisor?

update 10/2017: my mom sold it at $98 / share ("didnt want to get greedy"), made $900 on 30 shares

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Dear Mrs.(?) Louis,

Hold onto what you have, do not buy more if it goes down, also dont sell if it goes down (obviously u weren't considering this though since you wanted to buy more). Do, however, consider selling if u get a nice healthy gain, cuz that wud most certainly not be sustainable.

Regards, The GoldmanBallSachs

GBS
 
GoldmanBallSachsDear Mrs.(?) Louis,

Hold onto what you have, do not buy more if it goes down, also dont sell if it goes down (obviously u weren't considering this though since you wanted to buy more). Do, however, consider selling if u get a nice healthy gain, cuz that wud most certainly not be sustainable.

Regards, The GoldmanBallSachs

haha my mom: "what kind of name is goldmanballsachs?!"

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Andy, I can certainly relate. And while I'm writing this, I'm watching an ABC news item about Marc Zuckerberg's wedding to his longtime sweetheart. What a week he's had! It begin last Monday when billionaire Zuckerberg celebrated his 28th birthday, on May 14. My birthday is May 14 as well. I'm also married...Now all I need is the billion dollars.

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OP I would call your mom right now and tell her to not ever watch Cramer again and never to take any investment advice seriously from CNBC. They are not on your side.

 
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ask her if she knows what valuation or shares actually are...then when she stares at you blankly, plead with her to take her $s and at least put some of them into Goog, Apple or Amazon as well if she wants to buy tech.

and again, show her this chart: http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/FB-IPO1.png and ask her what that looks like...(hint: bubble).

In order to justify a $104Bn valuation, FBs earnings growth has to be incredible...ton of downside, not much upside at this price. If it shoots to $50 for no reason in next few weeks I will put my $ where my mouth is and buy some puts. If it drops to $25, I will buy $5k worth for long-run "just-in-case" they find a brilliant way to monetize their users. I think it hits $32/share this week and the day it breaks $38 will close at $29. (WHEN the banks stop supporting it at $38)

 
dabanoboJust do the opposite of what she does with 10x the money.
The old Mom and Pop contrarian play...very effective as long as you don't tell them how you could afford that new benz
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This definitely turned out better than it could have...

You need to ban your mom from watching Cramer ever again.

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