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hahahaha yeah you just take my drink while I go to the bathroom. It's weird how I remember nothing after that though, isn't it?
not quite but good luck kid
Monty your retirement from WSO is like Jim Rogers retirement from trading. Good to see you still active. Hows the flood been there?
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
How's the flood? Well I was stuck in a parking lot surrounded by high water for 2hrs today, that was fun. Never want to see rain again.
Monty...after a day like today, I could use one of those drinks...
bid week and I was home due to rain
What region do you trade, monty?
earth
Monty, you don't even need to buy trade4size a drink if he goes to Houston, he'll blow you regardless.
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Dynamite chime in ideating you are the biggest certified tool on wso. We are so proud of your accomplishments and envy your value added. Keep up the good work.
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
Thanks - I'll stop doing that when you stop stealing lines from Bob Uecker in Major League (didn't think anyone would get that, did you you sneaky...) Without your presence, no one would know the awesomeness, glamor and glory of day trading.
Actually I stole the dynamite chime in line from you toolbox. There is nothing wrong with daytrading. Last time i checked buy and hold was working out real well buddy. Keep holding onto your index funds. Maybe they will get back to where they were in 2013. Just because you are miserable from staying in Motel 6 in Des Moines Iowa on some road show doesnt mean you have to take it out on the people you envy.
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
Um, I don't do "road shows"; different career trajectory than the livestock shows that Mrs. trade4size may be modeling for. And I'm also not in index funds... even if I was, 50% of something is a lot more than a 100% of nothing.
Seriously t4s, grow up. Or I'll send you angry PMs demanding that you do so.
You are the one telling me to grow up? You are the one who stalks me and hijacks threads just show you can try to show wso how cool you but you only end up making comments that make you look stupid.
Last time i checked your the one who started this.... again... Obviously you have maturity issues.
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
I was mocking your prepubescent anger - anyway, this is getting boring.
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