A plead to my associates - stop barging into the stalls when I'm snorting a line

You know who you are, the washroom stalls are the one place where I get privacy during my 14 hour workdays except during lunch, and I'm too busy wolfing down food to spend time inhaling some stupid white powdery substances. I know that you know it's me, because I'm the only one in the office who wears Ferragamo penny loafers. 
 

If I ever remember your name I will personally fuck up your sexy times with that broad in Investor Relations that I saw rushing out of the disabled washroom a few minutes after you left there. 

 
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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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