A plead to my associates - stop barging into the stalls when I'm snorting a line

You know who you are, the washroom stalls are the one place where I get privacy during my 14 hour workdays except during lunch, and I'm too busy wolfing down food to spend time inhaling some stupid white powdery substances. I know that you know it's me, because I'm the only one in the office who wears Ferragamo penny loafers. 
 

If I ever remember your name I will personally fuck up your sexy times with that broad in Investor Relations that I saw rushing out of the disabled washroom a few minutes after you left there. 

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