Accountingmajor --> Richard.3

Prove me wrong. I am close to 100% sure both are the same. I mean look at the way they speak about girls, low-prestige jobs, finding love, etc. even Richard.3 had a very similar sign-off to the accountingmajor when he stopped posting. But Richard.3 kept posting after his sign-off! Plus both are monkey-shit magnets.

So, @Richard.3 tell us what we want to know. Are you the accountingmajor? And have you gotten laid/secured a FO position yet?

 

Need tips on how to get laid.

Got a bunch of FO opps in my time as a banker so no need to fret there. The I'm in IB line doesn't work on girls.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 
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Golden Cinderblock should make a comeback

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

Would love to have heard some quarantine stories of his

 

I'd be shocked if he did. You don't work at FTP either considernig you area troll who is just rying to impresonate. me

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

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