Accountingmajor --> Richard.3

Prove me wrong. I am close to 100% sure both are the same. I mean look at the way they speak about girls, low-prestige jobs, finding love, etc. even Richard.3 had a very similar sign-off to the accountingmajor when he stopped posting. But Richard.3 kept posting after his sign-off! Plus both are monkey-shit magnets.

So, @Richard.3 tell us what we want to know. Are you the accountingmajor? And have you gotten laid/secured a FO position yet?

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Need tips on how to get laid.

Got a bunch of FO opps in my time as a banker so no need to fret there. The I'm in IB line doesn't work on girls.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 
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I'd be shocked if he did. You don't work at FTP either considernig you area troll who is just rying to impresonate. me

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

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