Are consultants sterile?

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I am convinced that 90% of male consultants are sterile... when I get up after working for a couple of hours, my laptop makes my crotch feel like its on fire. This can't be good for my little guys... definitely not one of the glamorous perks they tell you about in info sessions.

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Sep 6, 2007

Yeah, that made it into the news a couple times over the last few weeks. Sounds like some research tested just that, and found a significant decrease in sperm count - so sit at the kitchen table and keep the heat off the family jewels.

Sep 6, 2007

Killed dupe

Sep 10, 2007

yeah, so the positioning of the laptop is key. the experienced worker-from-the-couch figures out how to hold the computer so as to avoid sweatiness and sterility...

Sep 11, 2007
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