BACK OFFICE HATE THREAD

Why do back office workers even exist? Hey guys in operations, corporate treasury, risk management, strategic management, accounting, compliance and HR - how does it feel to NOT GENERATE REVENUE? And also spoiler alert - if your job can be done by someone working from home, it can be done by someone in India for 1/3rd of the price. Your days are numbered, back office non-revenue generators... maybe you should’ve studied harder in school! 


SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKERS

 

Do you want to respond to some dumbass intern's questions on how to set up direct deposits or how to rearrange a drug test because his driver's license expired?

That's what I asked my HR rep before starting.  I can't stand them, but someone's gotta do it 

 

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