Boob job gone wrong

Asking on behalf of a friend. We have known each other since the college days. We were both studying finance but she dropped out halfway and decided to go into sales because her argument was that with her looks she can make a lot of money for less effort (prob. true).

She worked in few odd jobs and was aggressively saving money. Earlier this year she found a new role that is similar to being a Red Bull girl but for a much smaller and lesser-known company. She also used up her savings to get a boob job thinking it will be a good investment to accelerate her career.

The problem is that the surgeon tried to replicate real boobs by making one smaller than the other and in the process made one too small, to the point where it's obvious. I was called in to give an opinion and I even measured it - the height difference was more than half an inch!

She asked me if she looks attractive with this weird boob job? I gave my answer and while that was satisfactory she wants me to ask my other finance friends if this is attractive (I think she is trying to bag some rich finance guy). 

Ofc I don't have any human friends in finance, only monkeys on WSO so here I am posting this...

I also believe she agreed to this so idt she can ask for her money back. 

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  • Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
Apr 2, 2021 - 11:47am

pretty much or another way to think about this is take someone you like and imagine different size boobs and ask yourself if you still like them physically

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Apr 2, 2021 - 1:49pm

Just for the record, **good** plastic surgeons strive for perfect symmetry. This act of acting like he made one smaller is because he fucked up and is making excuses.

The only solution is to go back to surgery with a good plastic surgeon.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Apr 2, 2021 - 2:24pm

Holy shit I'm dying. what in the fuck kind of plastic surgeon purposefully makes boobs uneven to look more "natural". The whole fucking point is to make them better than "natural". Honestly tho, if she wears a bra, most people will be none the wiser unless she's straight stripping at her job. 

To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

Apr 2, 2021 - 2:59pm

Honestly, I've seen a fair amount of fake boobs and some surgeons are better than others. 1 girl was absolutely flawless. She caused me to miss a CFA L2 exam. I woke up the next day an hour after the exam started - lol oops. 

We went out together again that night and I had to drink it off and went on a rager in NYC - it was one of the craziest nights ever - maybe worth it.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Apr 2, 2021 - 6:20pm

Do you have like a list of all these girls somewhere or is your memory just crazy good? I feel like every post you have a relevant story ab some girl 

Apr 2, 2021 - 6:28pm

Do you have like a list of all these girls somewhere or is your memory just crazy good? I feel like every post you have a relevant story ab some girl 

My memory is a curse and a blessing. The plus is I remember everything. The negative is I remember everything. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Apr 4, 2021 - 8:08am

Paulo_Dybala

Aren't you Catholic?

Yes

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Apr 2, 2021 - 6:37pm

she got a groupon

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Apr 2, 2021 - 10:57pm

Sounds like the original surgeon fucked up. She needs to get a consultation with a revision surgery specialist asap. Not one of those butcher shops in the DR or Miami, an actual plastic surgeon who does tons of revisions

Apr 2, 2021 - 11:31pm

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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